"This 'super man' is nothing of the kind. I've discovered his weakness. He cares. He actually cares for these Earth people."

I was doing a bit. I upvoted your remark in the hopes you'd see that.

[offers his flaming arm to light cigarette]

BARBECUE SAUCE…

I figured his reason for us being in Vietnam is similar to his comment that blacks need to get more education before we start electing them to office. In other words, the Vietnamese are simply too stupid to be trusted with running a country.

Neither did John Wayne. I know so because he never was in his movies. He also won WWII for us and tamed the Wild West.

President Trump is a real dick
Lost my health care, hope I'm not sick
They say I'm faking, but I really feel bad
Life will suck for me from now on

Walsh needs to stop picking on rich people who can afford their own healthcare and focus on the poor who can't afford it. They're the ones that deserve his ridicule.

I just feel compelled to quote Zed from Police Academy whenever Jughead comes up.

Yep. Goldsmith wrote the Warner Home video fanfare. Also the Carolco fanfare and I think the new Universal fanfare from the '90s (dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-dah-dah, BOMP BOMP…)

You're thinking of MGM. That one was written by Franz Waxman, though the fanfare isn't very memorable (except the lion's roar, of course).

People nowadays forget that the comic is telling JOKES that don't necessarily reflect their true personality. A comedian talking about how they're sick of dealing with men's or women's shit doesn't mean they hate the whole gender. A gay joke isn't a call to action for the audience to go out and harass gay people. I…

RRRRRRRR….IT'S A GOOD…AMERICAN NAME! AS SUCH!

Would that also include James Corden? I haven't seen his show, but isn't he one of those nice-guy comics who specializes in silly stunts?

Also, is "fatty" the best they could come up with?

KrustyBurger…America's favorite meat-flavored sandwich!

People definitely have less of a sense of humor nowadays. We have Comedy Rules now about what's funny and what's not and what we can tell jokes about. I'm starting to think what people want is not someone funny but someone nice.

You did convince me to visit my McDonald's for a Filet-O-Fish today. It was okay, though I thought, This wasn't worth five bucks.

Bonus: Can you name who wrote the original Warner Bros. fanfare? And who wrote the Warner Home Video fanfare?

I can get behind the tattoo bit, but I like shellfish.