Much more hilarious, I'm sure, were the people who got photos either of Williams's corpse or one that looked like him and sent them to his kids. I'd like see those guys exposed like when those losers talked about raping Curt Schilling's daughter.

" the sulky Delevingne additive…"

I think most of us would do the Jim Carrey Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind brain-erase thing for some of our memories. Even though you know it does you no good to replay it years after it occurred, often you can't help it.

I was living in L.A. when it came out and when Williams's Asian assistant appeared on screen, there was a burst of applause, and it turned out the actor was there with a bunch of his buddies.

I only remember two moments…Williams playing Springsteen in the car, the kid calling the Boss a homo, and Williams replying that he was married with kids.

Smoochy is not a good movie, but I love Williams in it, for the most part.

I went over there and ended up only waiting 15 minutes or so and had a nice conversation with a guy in line about Richard Pryor.

Saddest of all, this swan song for two talented comedians has a 15% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

When she was on SNL, she insisted on a first-class plane ticket not just for her, but for Lamb Chop.

This reminds me of an old skit by The State where they decided to have Muppets for dinner, so they opened a window and shouted, "Hey, can anyone here help me count to ten to lure one in and then they strangled the little bastard.

"That's one dead shoe, 'ey, boss?"

For another hour and a half, it'll buy you 300 Jimmy John's subs.

"Another pointer for the would-be ugly [aspiring actor] is to be aggressive. Deluge the casting agent with atrocious shots, and if you don't get a response, send even more. One actress from the Bronx sent me repeated packages of self-promotion and when I noticed a snapshot of what appeared to be her beating her own…

He's mad because he knows that without us, the good old U.S. of A., England would be THE SMALLEST FUCKING PROVINCE IN THE RUSSIAN EMPIRE! If it hadn't been for us, he'd been singing Deutschland, Deutschland, uber alles!

You need a comma after "obviously" and you forgot the period again.

My dad is an American Anglophile, and he always used the word "bloody." A typical conversation might be:

And it reveals that Brown himself wrote an episode for the series.

Deadwood was the one show where I thought the swearing was so excessive it got tiresome.

Bad gag-a-minute films are hard to sit through. Nielsen did a ton of them in the '90s.

Says the guy who forgot to add a period to the end of his sentence.