I don't have an imaginary wife.

He was that one who talked by wiggling that stick hanging out of his mouth.

I think he was added into the DVD version.

I'm going to listen to the ST one now. You're right about the arrangement…I didn't even hear the Vertigo-inspired main title.

Is "Homer the Heretic" the one where the sign outside church says EVERY SUNDAY IS SUPER SUNDAY? Because I thought of that a few hours ago. Then I listened to "Keep Dancin'" by Disco Tex and the Sex-o-lettes.

You know, the AV Club turned into a hardcore left-wing political website so gradually, I didn't even notice.

You know, Dad, I don't see too well…is that Bill Shakespeare over there?

Jesus, what a horrible movie. The only thing I remember (I saw it when I was like 13 on video) was some scene in a gym where a girl was working out on the butterfly press and each time she did a rep, her tits got bigger.

Her name is Nigella Incubator-Jones.

She looked amazing in The Great Gatsby, especially golfing in those plus-fours. She also made Tobey Maguire look like a seventh-grader.

So is the dildo in the mouth of the guy in the solid black T-shirt or does he just have a stupid smile?

My uncle said when he was a kid in the '50s, he bought a hunting rifle and carried it across town and nobody looked twice.

The Black Hole disco version is not bad.

Either that or a realistic idea of who he can get.

Did you see that TV movie with a pre-fame Kevin Spacey as Jim Bakker and Bernadette Peters as Tammy Faye?

Why does a video, usually beginning with a loud voice or fanfare, always appear when I start to read an article online? Do they think I want to supplement my reading with them shouting a summary of the current event at me?

Throw a Papa Burger in there, too.

Times have changed so much. A kid brought a Colt 1911 replica in to our high school acting class once and nobody thought anything about it.

WRONG!!!! It's so simple! You sissy marys! Can I get a playback, please?

And the award for Best Cock goes to…