What giant animal would you like to ride to work every day?

I think our friendship will end when you click this link.

He's carrying two .44 Remington 1858 New Army revolvers…they started making them during the Civil War.

"He'll love Oklahoma's wide open spaces! He loves to run and run and run!"

I could live without their naming every single creature and character. Emperor Cos Palpatine?

"I have wonderful news. Miss Trumbull and I are going to be married, and we're going to live in Oklahoma."

He probably had seven children so he could be more like Flavor Flav.

With all the new additions to the family, I'm guessing the Martin homestead was just too small, and they had to build a bigger one.

That kid was incredibly cute and really gave a good performance.

Apparently, "jizz" is their word for the music written for the cantina band, which was swing mixed with steel drums and an Arp synthesizer.

Do you think my milkshake brings the boys?

If the kid is anything like other stars' kids, Martin may be glad of that. Smart to think ahead…be around for the kid's cute years and check out before he/she turns into a pain-in-the-ass teen who's full of entitlement 'cause Daddy's a movie star.

I think Williams wrote an original cue for the teaser trailer that was the first track on the soundtrack album.

Is building a ham radio anything like making a meat helmet?

"Being a bum is cool, man. No responsibilities…just sit around, drink some beer, watch some movies. Fuck yeah."

His seed needs to be preserved. They didn't do that with John Wayne and Eastwood's DNA is our last chance to be able to create a Real Man in the future.

For ages, Martin said he didn't think it was fair for him to have kids considering his busy schedule.

Didn't Clint Eastwood have another kid a few years ago when he was like 75?

"Fu Manchu? I'm talking about the stir-fried shrimp from outta town! Send him over to Lassard's academy…they could use a good - heh-heh - sushi chef!"

I don't know, fish sandwich…