Oh hai, Chelsea Peretti!

Chelsea Peretti is the worst thing about this show, closely followed by Andy Samberg. Terry Crews killed it, absolutely killed it, in this episode.

I'd make her wear someone else's yoga outfit and take her out of her apartment with a bag on her head, if you know what I mean.

God damn, why do I still watch this show?

I, for one, look forward to Dana joining the CIA as a computer analyst next season.

Thus my Kim Bauer/mountain lion post.

Dana, I watched Kim Bauer. I knew Kim Bauer. I wished that Kim Bauer was more than a friend of mine. Dana, you're no Kim Bauer.

Yeah, 'cause if it's anything that America doesn't like, it's hot white jailbait girls.

Oh hai, Showtime exec.

TUSK!
GAMES WITHOUT FRONTIERS!
MOM JEANS!

Hey guys, my DVR recorded the right program this week. Hopefully I won't be stuck watching that CW-esque show again.

Instead of the Homeland episode I requested, my DVR recorded some teenage angst-filled drama from the CW. Can someone tell me how this week's Homeland was?

Same answer to your question as last season.

University of South San Diego is my current favorite.

And "click" was the sound I made with my mouse unfollowing Breaking Bad on this site.

Mr. Garrison: "Even when he crams a gerbil into his lover’s ass in the classroom—in the hope of getting fired and suing for homophobic discrimination—he just gets praised for bringing diversity into his workplace."

I, for one, welcome our new Danish television overlords.

I always liked A Tree Grows in Brooklyn … damnit, I did this wrong …

Leslie Knope in Parks & Rec. I'd much rather watch a show about Andy, April, Ron, Donna … hell, even Ann … than a show centered around an always-right busybody city council member.

@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus So you're the one.