OH HOW CONTRARIAN!!!

The damning of Rick Berman is still justified.

AmaltheaElanor, I'm pretty sure he's the one who asked Kirk if there would be a ceremony when the Enterprise returned to Earth, prompting Kirk's line regarding shedding dearest blood or thereabouts.

Drop the mic, yo.

DAMN YOU RICK BERMAN, DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL

Who can forget his line in Star Trek III?

Respect.

I, for one, would like to see Saul's freshman year roommate from the University of American Samoa.

Hey, man, he's got five future kids to feed.

Dewey was the smart one of that duo of meth junkies … although he did have worse teeth.

The Soviets killed all those who could aim back on the Eastern front.

First rampant shitlibbery in the Parks & Rec comments, and now this?
FUCK YOU, TOO, AV CLUB FORUMS.

I'm waiting for Todd to hit on Marie.

Walt would have driven up the Cajon Pass to somewhere in the high desert. I think joshua trees would have added to the ambiance.

Devil.
(RIP)

Walt was dressed in the Santa suit in that photo …
"Could it be … SATAN?"
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Oh, check out season 1's reviews. Season two's premiere was just the breaking point for Zack.

Thanks for writing this, Phil. In his earlier reviews, Zack clearly let his loathing for the assignment come through in every paragraph.

Finally! A chance to win the Vietnam War.

Sorry to break it to you, bro, but Alex is my girlfriend, not yours.