Why not?

Holy shit it's me again!

Fuck you guys, I like King of Queens. Doug and Carrie Doug and Carrie Doug and Carrie Arthur Arthur Arthur Arthur. 

They should call him Carson ToDaly! Derp!

Under My Umberella ella ella ella ella ella Hey!

Lisa Low(b).

Fuck MUSIC.

Fuck you I'm skipping right to it: Did you notice that was Robin Lively as the tv show host? ROBIN LIVELY!

You can still get the Nirvana butthole tattoo. You just have to pay for it. No FREE butthole tattoos.

Damn, dat's fonky!

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I also forgot that Bob Dylan is from MN. But he's embarrassed by that. So fuck him.

Minnesota: there are a lot of great artists from here: The Replacements, Husker Du, Husker Don't, Prince, The Muthaphukkin' Time, The Hold Steady, etc. My pick is "Skyway" by the Replacements. Reminds me of how fucking lonely Minneapolis can be. Fuck Minneapolis!

I knew two dudes from Jordan, MN. One was my partner in "Gateways to Mathematics" (math for English majors) at St. Olaf College. The other was sleep walking and peed on my dorm room floor. St. Olaf (Northfield) is pretty close to Cannon Falls, where Albini and Nirvana recorded In Utero.

I'd like to get my hands on those jahoobs.

Fuckin' frat guys. Fuck 'em. I'll kick their asses. They don't even know me. 

Fuck you guys.

Eminem is SOOOO Emo!

I stuff my extra sorries in my pillow case. Better than memory foam!

Shorty want some lady balls!