I don't know Handjob, that's pretty bad too.

I know this is a gimmick, but I can't stand it anyway.

Hmmmm, I wonder what I'd be by your standards. Oh that's right! I don't give a fuck!

You almost had me up until the sexbots.

In any other setting I probably would have been like "how YOU doin?" but in the current situation I just wanted a do-over to answering that question.

This is so weird. I was in the stirrups once over a particularly troubling issue, and my doctor casually asks me if his intern could sit in on the examination. I figure nothing can really make this too much worse so I said "sure, fine." In walks this impossibly gorgeous, perfectly-cheekboned man. I was mortifed. I…

Now you're talking!

I do that, I'm just not the biggest punk fan so it's hard to find much I really enjoy. I mostly stick with the Misfits and some older Bad Religion.

Opposite!

*fluffs pillows*

Liked cause I immediately thought of Jason too.

Fiery poo particles! I am in a very silly mood today.

God damn seriously! I am white and I've got an ASS! Not an ass, but an ASS.

You mean your whip? "Twerk My Whip!"

I love Literally Unbelievable. It is so much fun.

I need this word to die a fiery death immediately. How long must I go into hiding to never hear it again…..

Daw! Lil Brudder!! *sobs*

So many of my favorite commentors are always on this article but I am so uneducated in punk. I was listening to metal while all this was going on. So I'll just lurk…..

He's your area's Michael Stanley.

I prefer "Love is Like A Rock"