This seems like the sort of place a Perv Thread would get started. I knew it wasn't real, you guys. This hurts worse than when I found out there was no Santa*.

Where IS that darn cat when you need him?

He was terrifying.

Just watched the show and movie for the first time this year. Fuck this movie cause:

One of my girlfriends has Browns season tickets and last season it took forever for me to be available to go to a game with her. When I finally got a free Sunday it ended up being against the Steelers in Pittsburgh. She says "oh let's get all dressed up in our Browns gear and go!" I was not having it.

I love Green Eyed Lady! My office mate and I will just get into singing that for half an afternoon, for no particular reason. Their other hit "Don't Call Us, We'll Call  You" gets sung in our office a lot too, but that one has a purpose. (we answer a lot of calls)

I swear it felt like the presidential nominees were here every two weeks in Cleveland. When Romney visited the manufacturing plant across the street from my work, you couldn't even leave for lunch. The street was lousy with protesters and his buses were circling continually. The election really does fuck with our city…

Agreed. I have to stay out of bars during OSU games so as not to go on a murderous spree.

I did those last Friday. Now what?

Hey @avclub-577bf73a564d1fd9878f3c70f931a066:disqus and his fellow Canadians! Devin Townsend dedicated an entire album to Canada and I submit this track for your approval. I've never set foot there and even I can palpably feel a sense of pride through this.

Rain by the Beatles. "When the rain comes they run and hide their heads……Raaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnn, I don't mind!"

Your spelling has greatly improved, Mr. Sandler. Did you go back to school, again?

I've defended 311' round these parts before. Mainly their earlier albums. They are fun, and they have one hell of a phenomenal rhythm section. I admit I can see how people would be put off by the frat-boy rap vibe, though.

@avclub-e0a1578b57e32929a77892fadf0d0b40:disqus You are correct. Going to karaoke and complaining that people can't sing is missing the fucking point. Karaoke exists so that people who wouldn't really get the chance to sing on a stage based on the merit of their own talents can have the opportunity to do so, and have…

"Do you need sheet music? I have some at home." Classic!

"Why must I…. chase the cat?!!"

Me Too.!

And didn't his daughter come up with the premise for the duck story line? I thought that was adorable.

I always assumed it was few-jit?

Me too. With the afternoon I'm having I sure as shit wasn't clicking on an article about a dog obituary. No sir.