Poblanos + melted cheese = really happy Smacky.

I'm curious as well. I mean, with a soy sauce glaze and green onions, it sounds completely fucking amazing.

Tried to make beer can chicken, and I don't know if it was just that the coals weren't getting hot enough, but the bitch would NOT cook through. So we ended up taking it off, breaking all the meat up (which was nice and smoky) and cooking it in the slow cooker. After the addition of some roasted brussell sprouts,…

That scene is almost beyond my comfort level as well. But not anywhere near as painful as David Brent's turn as a "motivational speaker". I could almost cry during that scene.

I don't know if I really have much advice but I can talk about two things in your situation that stood out for me that I've had personal experience with. First off please try to stop panicking. And stop beating yourself up. We've all done dumb things in the name of love/lust. I had a situation 3 years ago where I was…

That tune absolutely fucked me up as a kid. My brother and I would listen to all our parents' old records and after several times of hearing that one the lyrics started to sink in. It was a bit much for little me. I still continued to listen to it though.

*hugs*

The Perv Thread is a myth. I would most certainly have seen it occur at least once.

Oh, of course they have to throw in some bullshit sappy romantic angle and also anyone who's into power play or D/s must have some tragedy or abuse in their past or something wrong with them mentally. I'm going to go vomit up my lunch. Blargh.

I was just going to chime in and say my Facebook is……non-existent.

Yeah, I don't need to critique this like I get paid to do it. I don't need to compare this to every other roast or worry about who wrote what, who's friends with who. I was entertained and that's all I really give a fuck about. I gave it a B if anyone cares!

@avclub-10002631234370cc43d1ef36d9fd2f5b:disqus That's what's been keeping me from watching it. I'm curious to see Franco's performance but I'm not interested in Boobies! the whole damn time while I'm trying to watch a movie, and if it's just gratuitous mainstream masturbation material then no thanks. I haven't…

I heard him on Howard Stern and he was honest and fascinating. I usually get bored with the long celebrity interviews but when I got to work I didn't want to get out of the car. Guy's alright by me.

A standout for me was Aziz's line regarding gay panic, "What, you think if you take a shower and read a book dicks just come flying into your face?"

Samberg stole the show for me too. I absolutely adore him after that performance. Aziz was #2 for me. I've only ever seen a couple roasts in my life, so I may have a skewed perspective of what it's supposed to be, but I enjoyed it immensely.

I walked out the door this morning and apparently it's Insta-Fall. I'm sorry but my calendar says first day of Autumn is the 22nd. It was all crisp air and crunchy leaves. Boo. I want my last three weeks of summer.

"Randy Scouse Git" FTW

@avclub-043a5755513643c7f4a9cd35380ec33e:disqus "I bet you wanna swim with this seamonster….."

That sounds like a really great weekend to me. I am in the 'enjoy my own company' camp even though I am an incredibly outgoing and social person. It's also nice to be able to do what you feel like doing when you feel like doing it. I've been considering travel by myself for a few years now, just haven't gotten it…

I just like the view from the Gatlinburg SMB, but I usually go to both. Wonderworks is a blast, I've done it twice. That Jurassic ride looks so ridiculous, is the laugh worth admission?