Good news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"There is no safe place…to hiiiiiiiiiide"

I love my jeggings, but agree with @Bridgette_Bombay:disqus and Weazy, they gotta still look like jeans, (pocket/zipper) and only worn with a shirt that covers the crotch area, down to about mid-hip range at least.

Josh Homme: "Hi"
Smacky: *faints*

Oh happy birthday Ellie you awesome chick!

Charming!

I still rock Fever You Can't Sweat Out. It's too much fun to let go of.

Even Southern Tier Pumking? Surely you've never tried that.

The water in my Mom's (neighborhood development) pool was 86 degrees. I got in and was like, "is this supposed to be refreshing???

Cocteau Twins almost made my shuffle, but alas they were song 6….

It's nice for those 4 days and then I'm scraping 1/2" thick ice off my windshield and shaking my fist at the sky. I'd rather have perpetual summer.

This is true. Just don't make the mistake of marrying one. Trust me.

@avclub-68b739692fa849e6572ee31610a75750:disqus Beef jerky and almonds. Shelf stable vegetables. 
Alcohol (lots)

Dude I post the same 20 bands all the fucking time. And I've posted ICP. And you're afraid you'll be embarrassed?

Mad Season - Artificial Red
Mastodon - The Last Baron
Tesla (yeah, that's right) - Lazy Days, Crazy Nights
Devin Townsend - Funeral
Budgie - Don't Cry

I adore Gatlinburg. I try to go at least twice a year. Great hiking and rafting in the National Forest, and the open-air Moonshine Distilleries and the Smoky Mountain Brewery has a great view of the mountains from the bar. The main parkway through Gatlinburg just has a lot of little fun stops along the way. It's not…

I've had a space heater running under my desk almost the entire morning. It's 80 outside.

Thank you, you know how I feel. And this is why I end up in relationships with awkward musicians with no social skills.

This $6 bagel sandwich I'm eating for lunch.

What's your wig site again please?