It would really have me if it had blunts instead of Emily Blunt.

It would really have me if it had blunts instead of Emily Blunt.

I really want to see this movie and like it, but I can't get over how stupid one plot point is that Ive read about: I assumed that when JGL has to kill Bruce Willis, his future self, that it would be a unique situation, but synopsis I've read say that all these hitman are required to execute their older selves,…

I really want to see this movie and like it, but I can't get over how stupid one plot point is that Ive read about: I assumed that when JGL has to kill Bruce Willis, his future self, that it would be a unique situation, but synopsis I've read say that all these hitman are required to execute their older selves,…

@avclub-62812d8eb06386505986efff8b5e43ac:disqus Here we go again, always finding people you'd like to punch in the face. Avclubbers have some fucking rage issues, man. I'm guessing many of us wish we could be involved in films and when an actor comes along who makes us jealous, thus the next logical step is wanting to…

@avclub-62812d8eb06386505986efff8b5e43ac:disqus Here we go again, always finding people you'd like to punch in the face. Avclubbers have some fucking rage issues, man. I'm guessing many of us wish we could be involved in films and when an actor comes along who makes us jealous, thus the next logical step is wanting to…

Just like I like to wonder if anyone benefited more from the Death of River Phoenix than Leonardo DiCaprio, maybe it's just me but lots of roles DiCaprio took in the 90's seemed like River Phoenix roles. Well, except Growing Pains. DiCaprio always seemed to be about 3 or 4 years too young for every role up to Catch Me…

Just like I like to wonder if anyone benefited more from the Death of River Phoenix than Leonardo DiCaprio, maybe it's just me but lots of roles DiCaprio took in the 90's seemed like River Phoenix roles. Well, except Growing Pains. DiCaprio always seemed to be about 3 or 4 years too young for every role up to Catch Me…

"Browsing by Gender?" Is that a feature designed for the Little Rascals to find films without any icky girls in them?

"Browsing by Gender?" Is that a feature designed for the Little Rascals to find films without any icky girls in them?

And in another brilliant move, I noticed that most of the horror titles in my instant queue are being taken off October 1st, just in time for Halloween. Thanks Netflix!

And in another brilliant move, I noticed that most of the horror titles in my instant queue are being taken off October 1st, just in time for Halloween. Thanks Netflix!

Not to be confused with Underworld: Resident Evil, a separate film.

Not to be confused with Underworld: Resident Evil, a separate film.

It seems that James Cameron was jealous of George Lucas and wants to tear down the goodwill of his admirers in half the time it took Lucas to do the same.

It seems that James Cameron was jealous of George Lucas and wants to tear down the goodwill of his admirers in half the time it took Lucas to do the same.

Heat 1995

Heat 1995

This was a very profound theater experience for me when I was a lad. I found the film heartbreaking, and loved it for that reason. First time I liked a downbeat film.

This was a very profound theater experience for me when I was a lad. I found the film heartbreaking, and loved it for that reason. First time I liked a downbeat film.