Nowadays she'd have to flash more than her breasts to prove she wasn't male, with all the tittied men in the modern age.

In an parallel universe Elliot Gould was a bigger star than Jack Nicholson or Warren Beatty. Personally I believe that Beatty and Nicholson sucked the stardom out of Elliot Gould like stardom vampires or something…

I would love to see a breakdown of what Al Franken is actually doing as a member of the US Senate nowadays. I consider myself a liberal progressive on social issues, but I have this sneaking suspicion that many progressives only get into politics now to become part of the "Country Club" they were never allowed…

Holy shit at this rate I'd take a job at SNL for $175 a week! Granted, if I turned out to be valuable I'd want to renegotiate for a better deal… but still… I make $100 dollars a week including room and board… so that would be a king's ransom to write a sketch a day or whatever and have 1 of the 7 make it on the…

Looks like I've found my one movie to go see in theaters this summer. I can't wait till a decade from now when I can tell people "Yeah it was awful, and I SAW IT in theaters!"

It just goes to show that it doesn't matter if your production budget is more than double that of an inferior copy, if your casting director is a moron your film will fail. Channing Tatum has proven he can be decent if the writing is clever enough to utilize him efficiently, but he is not at the level where he can…

Knotts is my favorite theme park. It's open year round, and on the right day in January you can be practically the only visitor in the whole park, it's fabulous

They had me at Charlie Sheen being credited as Carlos Estevez.

NIGHT SHIFT IS AWESOME! Feed the mayonnaise to the tuna before you put them in the can!

I really hate when they change the sex of a character so that a movie/tv show can appeal to a demographic. Why not just create a female tabloid journalist that works with Freddie Lounds or something, I'm sure there is more than one reporter covering serial killer cases in the country.

At first I thought this was a biopic about Fred Flynnstone's daughter.

"Fold."

smell like butt. give that one to her

anal.

anal.

Anybody else notice that two of the biggest tv shows of the 90's, The X-Files and Seinfeld, both end with the main characters on trial and a clip show? Strange…

THE FALL?!?!? JESUS.

Yeah I like women too, just wish I was born a generation earlier so the "women" we are getting excited over are Tina Turner, Janis Joplin, Nico, Patti Smith, not these soul-less corporate "groups" who are engineered to make as much money as possible.

I'm really living in the wrong era where a man can get excited over a Destiny's Child Reunion. What the hell is wrong with the men of my generation?

Brand X is one of the most disgusting episodes for me, personally.  It's much more enjoyable than Sanguinarium or Theef for me, probably because of Jigsaw and his "smokes."