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I think it was more the "Wow, dude. You're hilarious" guy. that drew the ire.

And by "Original", generally they're referring to the Sands of Time, which is the first one many people of my generation played. I played the true original ages ago, and while I respect it, it wasn't my type of game. But the Sands of Time was a masterpiece, featuring great writing, including a genuinely well-written

As a fan of The Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, and absolutely NONE of the games that came after it, may I just say: Fuck you, movie. Fuck you hard, and die.

The first season of Heroes was great, and anyone who says otherwise simply has no taste. They are undeniably, unequivocally devoid of taste. Period.

I think the bit where Paxton's character flips out about Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville is the only funny part of Club Dread. I can't even really remember any other scenes.

What he did was not ok
But I do think the man deserves some pity, because his wife and unborn child were brutally murdered, you fuckwits. That DEVESTATED him, and severely fucked him up. Is it ok that he did awful, debauched things to drown the pain? No. But I think the man does deserve a bit of sympathy in judgement

Huh.
Still hanging n to the "shrek=fuck" thing, huh? Well, I suppose Shrek doesn't provide much to work with…

Woah… is he like, trying too hard, or not trying too hard enough…… Fuck I am SO stoned right now….

For the record, I don't hate O'Neal. I just think that if you're going to be snarky, you should try a bit harder.

HAHA!
BECAUSE SHE'S ACTUALLY A WELL-KNOWN ACTRESS WHO IS LIKELY IN THE TWILIGHT OF HER CAREER! I GET IT! YOU ARE A MASTER OF IRONY!

So, bile cut with stagnant water?

APCBHV: True, BUT he said himself that the reason he didn't want to use him was because he didn't like venom in the least and he didn't want to piss off the fans by screwing him up. It may be a poor craftsman blames his villain, but it's a far worse patron that demands something the craftsman readily admits to being

Cephalopoi: Nothing wrong with consoles inherently. I loved the xbox version of Morrowind, though the PC's was better, and played mass Effect on the 360. The real problem with consoles is how they've made games into big-budget blockbusters.

"BioWare knew where to focus its efforts."
Yeah, and from the trailers and commercials, it sure as fuck wasn't focused on decent character development or writing. Thanks for pissing all over Mass Effect, EA!

And before anyone accuses me of overreacting, please watch the ME2 trailer of the "crazy" biotic chick who declares that some of her tattoos are "because hey… f[bleep] you" and yells "who's the bad-ass biotic bitch?".

It's apparently the year of Unecessary (BS2) and Fucking Godawful Terrible (ME2) Sequels.

IT WONT WASH OFF

oh fuck I accidentally firstie'd, didn't I? I -SWEAR- I didn't mean to, I think that firsty shit is stupid. God dammit. I was using "first" in a legitimate way; I was actually trying to make a point. Fuck me, I have to shower the taint off of me now.

Except that most aren't devourers of flesh. They're fully sentient, otherwise normal beings, aside from the feral ghouls, which are sort of zombies. But they don't really have a "dominant focus" in the game. I'm just saying it was an inaccurate assertion.

Ghouls are People Too
Fallout's ghouls aren't Zombies. I'm just sayin'.