Resurection was kinda meh. It was by no means terrible, but it really wasn't all that good either. AvP and AvP:R don't really count towards either franchise; they're just side stories. Terrible, terrible side stories.

I think
this is the best goddamned movie review comment thread ever

Hmm. You know, you're right.

gave me a chuckle.

"It's very strange, like they're worried that watching a single scene unfold from beginning to end will bore the audience."

kudos to them for that, at least. Even if the movie is a festering shitpile, I have a lot of respect for old-school real-world effects artists. Even when it looks fakey, it feels more real than CGI, because you know it was actually on the set with the actors.

PredAliens
are cool. That doesn't redeem this piece of shit, nor is predecessor, but predaliens are cool.

Haha
Best lead-in ever.

So we need a boozed-up shithead to represent us? I dunno, couldn't we have someone less awful? I seriously think you just take the religion issue far too seriously. I mean if you're ACTUALLY INSULTED when someone says "God bless you" after a sneeze than you're an incredibly childish ass. I find "I'll pray for you" a…

Oh, also
I think it's fucking HILARIOUS how we (the AV commenting regulars) Are routinely at each other's throats over everything, but most of us can unite to call Hitchens an awful douche bag. It touches my shriveled, ironic hipster heart, it does.

(Note: I'm actually surprised I wasn't flamed for this statement… The night is young, I guess.)

Speaking as an atheist myself
This guy makes us look very, very bad. I think a favorite humorist of mine, Max Burbank, pinned it down, here; A great deal of what Hitchens says is vitriolic contrarianism. Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of godawful obnoxious believers out there too, but is this prick really…

You know what
If Nathan doesn't sound EXACTLY like Woody Allen, I don't even wanna fuckin' hear it.

Before I forget
Had to work the Gazoo Theory into one last MYOF, didn't you?

yeah..
these gon' be shitastic monstrosities.

Yeah, you have a point, Shredder, but I think the whole thing with that sort of character is to be "likably unlikable", which to be fair is tough to pull off.

sounds meh
Too ad, because I like Terry Jones especially. Medieval Lives was an especially nifty series of edutainment shows.

Great
The joker looks like a meth addict. Awesome. I don't think it'll ruin the movie, but I'll actually have to TRY to enjoy this one, unlike the first where I was so wowed I immediately walked back into the theater to watch it again.

*snarky hipster reprimand for quoting Family Guy, followed by an awkward stuttering excuse as to why I recognized the Family Guy quote*

FUCK
I knew I should've picked it up when I saw it. And also, yeah, I agree with those guys above. I dunno what awful people you're spending time around, but I seriously never heard anyone actually say "I am McLovin". You really should just admit you missed that call…