Jesus fucking christ
Thank you A.V. Club; I did not know there was a techno-throbbing dance-club version of "Rock and Roll all Nite". And now I'll never get that fucking beat out of my head, ever.

thanks BH. See, personally, I got just the right amount of closure from this, it felt like "ah, I've bought the galaxy enough time to think about what's next".

I will concede
that the planets were kind of blandly similar and that the Mako kind of sucked. And that there was sadly less character interaction in Mass Effect than in, say, KoTOR. The shooting wasn't that bad; it wasn't great, but it wasn't bad. The hacking system was stupid, too. Aside from those relatively minor…

Yeah
You know what else fucking sucks? Star Wars. The way A New Hope ends without wrapping EVERYTHING up. It's such bullshit. Uncertain endings are bullshit, I want happy, succinct wrap-up endings goddamnit.

Awesomeness
Thanks, I never would've seen this if not for the good review. And I think I liked it even more than you did.

Christ
Dewmocracy.com: It's like Lord of The Rings for morbidly obese Americans.

The deep-throating bit
had me in tears.

Yeah, Wes… the character on Heroes? Yeah, SHE REALIZED CHEERLEADERS ARE GODAWFUL AND STUPID TOO.

meh
I never understood why the uncanny valley even exists. This sort of thing never creeped me out; I never interpreted it as attempting to stand in for real humans (although I guess seeing digital facsimiles of real actors might force that). I'm sure it's a shitty flick, but I dunno… I always found CGI-realism to e…

Ye Ar
be on Live Arcade now, yo.

Jesus Christ Fuck All
I just don't get why this stuff is funny. The Tim and eric thing was… mildly amusing; though I much preferred Tom Goes to the Mayor, but that… thing in the gold suit is just terrifying, like a godawful fever dream. I guess I just don't, er, get it.

I… I…
Wait, what? spider-Man…… The.. Musical?

honestly, The Survival Guide really isn't even a comedy either. It's CLEVER, but it's not funny. indeed, it and WWZ treat the subject matter with the utmost seriousness, which is why they're great. If they try to "funny it up" I'll personally stab JMS.

Also
World War Z IS being made into a film. It's either going to be awesome or terrible; and I'm not getting my hopes up.

Sorry
but I could not read The Road. I tried as hard as I could, but when one must to stop and manually parse each paragraph in his head, there's only so much one can take. I'm all for stylistic writing, but there's "style" and there's "too lazy to use punctuation aside from periods and commas". It seemed like a…

Nah, Christopher Walken should run against the robot. That way he can enhance his sinister Republican character by giving zany, off-beat monologues during the debate scenes.

I dunno what the hell part of Ohio YOU'RE from, but 'round here we just call em "sprinkles". Or, alternatively, "Shitty candy substitutes".

Yeah…
This was just sort of bad in a boring way. When they have to resort to SHARP CHORDS to scare you EVERY TIME because the nausea-vision camera action isn't scary enough, it's a bad sign. The "vampires" also spoke a language that really reminded me of Klingon… I mean, this flick wasn't "Black Christmas '06" bad,…

I have
a lot of respect for this guy. He's incredibly talented and really shows that people who aren't of normal height need not be relegated to playing fantasy creatures. I too was not aware that he'd been in this much stuff, though.

wow. You "served" her. Also, I think a "snip-snap might e in order here, or maybe a Fox-style "oooooh". You know, whichever best completes the lame "Amelie is a whore" joke you were going for.