Speaking
as a smarmy hipster(ish) jackass (yeah, at least I can admit it), people who wear American Apparel are such smarmy fucking hipster jackasses. Jesus Christ. Oh, and a couple observations: Idiot (female) looks like a Soviet collective farm worker, and George (appropriately enough) looks like a meth addict. Why…

Noel
That sounds like an awesome teacher.

um…
Ok, apparently the Onion doesn't support accents. so, I guess I'l just say "Ros" and look like an idiot.

er…
"Sigur Rós".

Sigur RA3s
is, collectively, insane. Much like Bjork. Icelandic people all have this jaunty touch of insanity, it seems. Not that it's a bad thing; they're nifty folks, I'm just saying. Also, I thought the singer in SR was a woman for, like, a year, because I'd never looked into them.

Loki
I HAVE played quite a few games with great narratives, for example, Half-Life 2 is one of my favorites; I loved Morrowind, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time is also in my top ten. That being said, I still think Halo (specifically the first, very much the third, and sometimes the second) has a good, well-written…

hm.
"they flesh out", not "the flesh out".

Gus
You are a moron. The campaign was extremely well-written, although the original Halo's storyline was the best of the three games. It was better than BioShock's, anyhow. Jeremy: perhaps you should read the novels; the flesh out Master Chief, and indeed, all of the characters, quite well. Perhaps it's just that YOU…

Mencia
Carlos Mencia dying of multiple stab wounds is about the only way I'll ever be made to laugh at Carlos Mencia again. I thought he was funny when I was thirteen and I saw his HBO stand up, but, seriously, when I was thirteen I could chuckle incessantly at crudely-drawn genitalia, so that's not exactly a glowing…

hehehe..
"Sorry, Sam. Ziggy says you can't leap until you've shown Amelie the error of her ways and made her love crappy movies."

The Farrelly Brothers
Are what the Coen Brothers would be after severe head trauma. Also, Ben Stiller really, really needs to go away. Not forever, just, you know, long enough for me to forget about him for a while.

also
If your bacon has the flexibility to wrap around anything, you're NOT COOKING IT RIGHT YOU GODDAMNED HILLBILLIES.

seriously
that is a horrible, awful idea. and these fuckers better not horn in on my idea to market ham-flavored soda in the south…

hah
"…to whatever it is that Keanu Reeves thinks he's doing as Jonathan Harker."

George Takei
is awesome. His voice is my inner monologue at all times; it makes everything pleasant to think about.

argh
uCl, that is

But I agree
UFL was awesome

because
Phil Hartman is dead… :(

OMG
NOT FIRST

wow
A non-ugly picture to accompany the interview! yay!