Hmm.
The game seemed interesting, but even if I had a PS3, I couldn't get into a game with no backstory. Unless there's some sort of immersive world to be drawn into first, I just don't care enough to slaughter indiscriminately. Gears of War and ShadowRun both have this problem as well, although those games to provide…

Dafoe
isn't ugly, he's just strange-looking. There's a difference, seriously.

Mint chocolate is good.
Anyhow, candy posing pouch? Candy necklaces pinch my NECK like a mofo, there's no goddamned way in hell I'm ENCASING MY GENITALS in one.

Scowling amidst a sea of glee
I had that exact same experience with Men In Black II. I couldn't comprehend why the morons around me (by which I mean anyone over the age of, say, twelve) were laughing.

Ben Stiller
was great in small doses. Hell, I even thought Dodgeball was decently funny. But any more, he's just WAY too prevalent. Why couldn't HE have tried to kill himself instead of Owen Wilson (who is getting too ubiquitous, but at least he co-writes Wes Anderson's movies, so he gets some slack)

Razzle
Couldn't you just kill the people behind this instead?

Titles
I think "Everyone's An Asshole, Including Larry David, But Can You Blame Him?" would be an awesome title. I love shows that tell you exactly what the premise is right off the bat like that.

Jasper
Awesomeness.

I
I like… Jimmy… Fallon… PPPHT… I… Pft-pft…. I think he's.. so… funny… BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAAHAHAHAHA…. Oh… Wow… Sorry, I guess I'm about as good at keeping it together as Fallon is.

Seriously
This looks like it could be extremely amusing. Something about the idea of a big-screen, big-budget version of what should be 3:00 a.m. Sci-Fi Original broadcasts always makes me a laugh.

Flo
I like Nathan Rabin, but the first one made me laugh my ass off.

nflux
Thank god, because I've been accused of being a hipster before, and now I can prove that I am NOT a hipster, because I'd rather eat cat shit than ham. The only pork I'm willing to ingest at ALL is bacon, and even then, only maybe once a month. it all has that horrid pig flavor.

Actually, Shieldmaiden
My obnoxious need to correct everything forces me to tell you that Patton Oswalt calls them "a failure pile in a sadness bowl". Yeah, it doesn't win me any friends, I know. Anyhow, that said, I agree with you.

Lord Running Clam
Wow. That kind of makes me embarrassed to be a big fan of Dune.

Zack Handlen
Yeah, I think they actually wanted to make a sequel. hell, they should do it now, it's not like those crazy fuckers can't spare the cash.

hah
Melissa's picture is the best

Actually
Look at the picture, then look up at Eddy Izzard's. it's uncanny.

Actually..
The music didn't annoy me half as much as I thought it would. Painfully obvious, yes, but not without it's charm. Man, his first Iron Man suit looks for all the world like a steam-punk RoboCop.

A. Franklin
Regarding "Good Luck Chuck": Saying it's advertised like American Apparel is a retty serious insult, really.

Cool
I wanted an iPhone, but yeah, I wasn't going to do either to get one, and besides, I really don't need my phone to be an MP3 player. So it's nice to know that I can get a swanky touch-screen iPod in a year or so, because I still haven't been able to convince myself to buy one.