I never thought I'd say this
Because I hate griefers and all, but I hope griefers ruin every last shot of the Documentary.

The REGISTERED Joe11
Fuck, man, I swear here and now that I will personally finance and harbor anyone that flies a plane into P. Diddy's house

Fancy Candy
Speaking as a fat American myself, Jesus H. Christ this country is disgustingly obese. "Fuck y'all's regalar candy, I wants me some FANCY-ASS candy to shove down ma greasy gullet."

As an artist
I generally respond to SCATHING criticism badly, whereas even if someone tells me that one of my pieces is shit, but then explains WHY and HOW I CAN IMPROVE, well, that's helpful. There's nothing wrong with brutal honesty as long as you're offering suggestions for improvement or pointing out the parts you…

C.R.W.M.
Agreed on Always Sunny. Everything Danny DeVito touches turns to shit; some quicker than others (Reno 911's first two seasons were riotously funny in my opinion).

Best justification for a show's existence
"If nothing else, it's nice to have a Hispanic presence on American television that isn't Carlos Fucking Mencia."

hmm..
I love this Comment Thread for some reason.

Sweeney
The sad truth is that you have to upgrade your computer to keep playing new games. There's no way around it, and while I do think there's an over-emphasis in modern games on graphics rather than gameplay, they're not making them look pretty solely to piss you off; they're doing it because a more visually…

Steve:
First off, yeah, the whole "First" thing is obnoxious.

I really, really, really…
really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY want to bash Larry The Cable Guy's skull in, preferably with the head I just tore off of Paris Hilton's twitching carcass.

Also
God dammit, I never read Ebert's review. I agree with him about the neo-surrealist-milestone-but-still-unfunny thing.

uh…
yeah, I think you've succumbed to Stockholm Syndrome, Nathan.

GrandPappyduPlenty
I'm not entirely convinced Doritos even MAKES any flavors other than "Cool Ranch" and "Nacho Cheese", because aside from very slight alterations, every other flavor in their line up DOES taste exactly like one or the other. Except those X-13D ones, which tasted uncannily like spoiled, moldy…

Sweet Christ
The Today Show is hellishly bloated. Anything more than half an hour is excessive for this vapid show.

HAHAHAHAHA LOBSTERS
Because, see, The A.V. Club is on Judd Apatow's payroll! So it's funny! HAHAHAHAHA!