Little Feat, nerds!
Half their songs are about long-distance truckin'.

Max "vinyl" Records.

Yes, she is wickedly hot and awesome. I definitely have a thing for women who seem grouchy and difficult to impress, and she is number one on my list. My list of women.

Sometimes I get choked off during a trailer.
By "during" I mean "in," and by "choked off" I mean "choked."

I recommend grad school. I've gone back and forth between the real world and grad school a few times, and if you can manage to get a stipend, or some sort of support (TA, whatever), it is WAY better than the real world. You don't make much, but (at least in my case) you know you have a livable income for four years.…

I know one song I CAN'T work out to.
When I was in college, and had the time/energy/opportunity to work out all the time, the U of Md gym would play whatever local rock station (DC101 perhaps) and usually that was fine. Welcome to the Jungle adds an immediate 5lbs to my bench press. Unfortunately, "zombie" by the…

I disagree, this is a terrible take on sports!

I agree! This is a great take on sports!

Is there no other human on the planet but I?! NghaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa!!!!

Between rock and a church-place.
That dude from Korn who got all religious and left the band for more godly endeavors is apparently trying to return to the fold (of the band). Or at least he's open to being invited back.

Where in the bible does it say that the pope can't smoke? I'm sure he enjoys a cigarette after some particularly fine bit of poping.

It sounds like a joke when I say it, but I owe my current career path (insect ecology research) to Remo Williams and Indiana Jones. Not joking. I'll tell you all about it sometime.

Accident Man may be more of a movie than you realize, since you just described - in rough terms - the plot of one of my favorite movies of all time.
"Remo Williams - the adventure begins" is the movie that made me into the hitman I am today! I'll have to track down the comic book and check it out.

I actually love the name, but I also love being facetious and sarcastic, so you're on your own as far as interpreting me and what I do and don't like.
It reminds me of the "Monsters of Megaphone" tour from Mr. Show — probably because it is almost exactly the same.

Or, possibly, "Cut Off Your Head, and Folk Your Neckhole."

@Bridge, I'm curious what calendar you are using, where two good albums in September constitute the start of a great year for music.

Seriously. They should have called themselves "Big Audio Dynamite". Get it? They're big, they perform in an auditory medium, and they are super explosive.

A song that usually prevents me from committing suicide
Taj Majal: Cakewalk into Town is such a cheerful song from someone who has had the blues so bad. It's inspirational. As a matter of fact, I'm going back to bed to see if my momma will throw her big leg over me.

How can he tell…
How can he tell from the box art that Kurt Russell has a semi? The picture cuts off at the waist!

I just finished reading The Wanderer, about 50's movie star Sterling Hayden's lifelong series of confounding follow-ups to popular success, including defying a court injuction, kidnapping his kids and sailing a refurbished wooden schooner from California to Tahiti (all one event). Pretty rad book.