Bots will corner the market on cornbread squares.

There's nothing inherently wrong with the "service fee" itself. The issue is that it boils down to a deceptive advertising practice and Ticketmaster's cut should be reflected in the advertised price of the ticket.

Awesome! Now, I'll have a .001% chance of getting one of the five tickets that aren't presold to a corporate sponsor for some mid-level manager to resell on Stubhub!

"Seven Samurai looks fantastic on the new Samsung Galaxy S8."
- Akira Kurosawa

Really, only Batman has a robust stable of villains. With everyone else, you end up at the giant alien starfish pretty quick.

As a kid, I assume you didn't have the power of a major, multinational corporation behind you. You need to get that Wal-Mart employee's badge first. THEN you get to roam the aisles fucking people up.

I hear Brett Ratner may get tapped for Undersecretary of Margot Robbie's Ass.

Silver said don't expect to see any poll bump, if one occurs, until next week.

The anger directed at Silver is ridiculous, but his approach seems to be straining under a combination of the high number of undecideds, the ideological realignment prompted by Trump and the increased volume of sketchy polls that are being fed into his model. Even he has basically said that there's just too much…

Hitler was able to get things done though. Trump is the reason why the Founders created an inefficient and largely ineffectual system of government.

The funny thing is that, 20 years later, that impulse buy real estate in supermarkets and book stores is now dominated by Marvel/DC stuff, but actual comics are nowhere to be seen.

Right, no one ever made a dime by marketing entertainment to kids.

I like traditional action/adventure with a compelling storyline, but at the same time, I don't want anything that I'm not comfortable with my kids picking up off my desk and reading. The things I avoid are titles that have a tendency to fall back on mutilation, torture, gore (including copious realistic gun wounds),…

My bad on the misinterpretation. I'll check it out.

So basically, they're still committed to killing the industry to appeal to an ever-shrinking niche of man-children. OK then.

So is Rebirth still grimdark DC or have they stopped doing their damn best to avoid bringing in young readers?

I'm still waiting for news of a second season of Just Add Magic.

He's a useful ewok.

I want to be excited, but you know this will end with Nancy's soul getting trapped in a nightstand and an inexplicable Civil War reenactment arc for Chief Hopper.

I don't have an issue with remakes or reboots, it's more the "let's throw a dart at a giant wall covered in old movie titles" approach to deciding what to actually remake. If studios were remaking properties that actually lent themselves to reinterpretation and reinvention, there would be no problem, but instead, we…