I thought conservatives opposed participation trophies.

Lincoln in the Bardo is the Beetlejuice prequel we've all been waiting for.

Isn't Mr. Freeze the horny Mr. Freeze? His whole schtick is trying to get dat booty out of the cryogenic tank.

This album has lots of cringe. Given the title, it's maybe intentional to someone extent, but the pretentious party kid vibe is dialed up several notches from the debut. It has some excellent tracks, but for someone who has drawn a lot of Kate Bush comparisons in the past, Lorde now seems more like she's becoming a…

Clicked on this article specifically to reminisce about Herman's Head. Who can forget a nymphomaniacal Hank Azaria?

Somewhere in the forests of Georgia, the restless corpse of the Elephant 6 Collective stirs.

I don't know, I think it fits with Hot Chip's schtick of being horribly inconsistent.

Yes, wealthy people can't be spoiled! What a preposterous suggestion!

The Dark Crystal is a miserable, boring slog of fantasy cliches and needlessly off-putting imagery that has absolutely nothing of interest to say about anything. Yet, somehow, the presence of muppets has lent it an aura of artistic credibility.

Technically, all shows set on contemporary Earth are Star Trek prequels.

I think McDonald's is hoping that enjoying McDonald's ironically will be a thing.

Why is the AVClub hosting 5 sponsored articles discussing how to cook with Spam?

I watched this. I was entertained.

It was ubiquitous in Columbus, but I don't know if they invented it. They do have one pretty good pizzeria though (Adriatico's, in the middle of OSU).

The Yahoo!-ification of Reddit is inevitable. They can't stop it.

Wild Things: The Musical

Maybe they got him confused with Raymond Teller.

But if the blue states seceded, where would they send all their federal tax dollars?!

Don't worry about sticking with the same system. Changes are on the way. Republican state legislatures are busily drafting electoral vote allocation-by-congressional-district schemes in states that Clinton won, so we won't even have to pretend we're a representational democracy.

No more trips to Disney Tehran then.