I jerk off a lot. This stuff will come in handy. Thanks!

There's this guy - Steve, right - he's a creep - and this other guy, Rob - a Welsh person famous for a Tom Jones impression in the form of a cough, right - and they talk shit to each other on vacation, or some shit. It's a movie or something. They're doing another one.

The Trip 2: Frontin', Not Trippin'.

Even stranger - his mother's maiden name was Hotdick.

I tried some of this stuff. It sure is potent. I got very drunk and ended up fucking all your moms. I won't be drinking it again.

He's this dude who fights Batman with words that come out of his ass.

Garbage.

YO THANKS FOR LETTING US KNOW! THAT'S IMPORTANT WORK YOU'RE DOING - KEEP IT UP!

So you don't want to fuck him then? Weirdo.

The one with Brad taking a massive dump, then grinning maniacally at the camera for three minutes? I thought it was rather innovative.

Mike Vago?

How original.

Whoopie fucking doo - hey Mike - your mom's in the works too, son, 'cuz she made some money - I don't see you posting fucking newswires about that.

You apparently.

I don't know, but the black guy is the one selling the drugs.

Hells yeah - can't get me enough Martin Lawrence!

@avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus I know. It was a joke. We're all pretty fucking stupid for these things.

I think it just comes down to the fact that the majority of women - young and old - are all pretty gullible and stupid.

I haven't read that book yet. Any good?

Not true. But give me a chance…and I will steal your heart.