The Golden Girls?

Did you date him back in the '80s?

Ray Manzarek just finished…oh no…wait…

So Pacino's getting him into shape, so he can stick his head all the way up it?

Strange - for some reason today I was looking up Knightrider on wiki, I saw that, and remembered that I forgot all about it. Yep, it's true; didn't know he didn't take a credit, how modest of him.

John Stockwell chilled with the Heaven's Gate crew for a while.

Top Gun 2: Jumping The Bridge.

You know your shitty Batman movies? Well then you must know TDKR! LOL!

Well, 11 years, and that was pretty much his last proper leading role. Preceded by the totally unnecessary Red Planet - his very last stab at studio leading man - and followed by Hard Cash, a total WTF that I think I might still have on DVD; it starred Christian Slater and Bokem Woodbine, lasted all of 60 mins, and…

John Travolta is a trail-blazer!

No - it's for the exact same reason he's going to jail.

Fat Joe's so fat you have to roll him in flour just to find the wet patch. Oh no, wait…

Does anyone know why he calls himself 'Fat Joe'?

He's busy getting ready for his annual Oscars appearance.

How's your handjob technique?

I know - he's lucky he's so good-looking.

Why? Did you fucking shoot him?

Fuck you - Wesley Snipes ain't no rapper you fucking racist!

Yeah, I got my own office, so I can laugh whenever I want. It was a good one.

My heart goes out to him.