I don't give a fuck who directs this, I just know I'm gonna be there opening night, lubed and stacked, beating off like a mutherfucker.

Spoiler alert:

He sure is a pretty good actor.

I've got her tied up in my basement. You want her next? (Small hand-over fee involved).

But 30 is the new 20. I'm staying on your lawn, inviting some friends, we gonna get drunk, then smash your windows in. What are you - like 40? That's the new 30, so quit your moaning - you still got a good shot at kicking our asses before the cops arrive, grandpa.

Josh looks like he's ready for some serious wife-beating there.

So if it came down to it - you'd fuck Carrot Top instead?

But everyone loved him in Arthur.

Good fella - keep on digging and flinging the shit out of that barrell, Russ, sooner or later some of its bound to stick.

Nurse Jackie is a massive whore!

He's got one setting - obnoxious asshole, and there's obviously a pretty good reason why he consistently plays to that. I watched The Foot Fist Way a while back - the movie that got him his big break because Will Ferrell saw it - and it's just not funny.

That's why I don't read or watch Game of Thrones - no gay white rappers.

Sounds a great read. Did he happen to meet any other people in the movie business hungry for power, fame and money?

So pretty much just the same as sex with your mom then. She taught JJ well.

…before absolutely everyone at the AV Club banged your mom. Even Keith Phipps.

I also need my lawn done. You guys do that?

…DRIPPED FROM YOUR MOM'S VAGINE.

Fuck is your problem Bob? In that above pic, she looks late 30s, she's 28 in real life, and she's playing someone in high school?

Well this looks shit. It doesn't help that she's about 30, but looks 40.

Well, we're not going to Moe's, cuz he's a big jerk and a shemale too.