I eat your shit every day!

Your mom was an Eskimo, and me and her sure got real.

Colonel Wang Dong.

They be frontin'. Everybody knows The Golden Girls is the 2nd best television series of all time.

Yeah - plays the lead trombone with her jugs hanging out - if you namsayin'?

It looks way better than Man of Steel!

He's like a slightly less creepy Crispin Glover.

'The A.J.'? You mean 'The Ass Jockey' also posts on here? OMG - the actual Ass Jockey himself?

Did you watch it at the Toilet Store?

'Your mom back in high school with the football team in the locker room.'

The basic narrative is straightforward, but the ideas and dialogue - they all thought Lucas was nuts.

He also turned down Top Gun, Brewsters Millions, and The Blue Lagoon.

Just the other night, I released about a half-litre of cum over Jennifer Lynch. She was covered. I took some tasteful pictures and will be announcing a gallery showing soon.

OJ is a scumbag no doubt, but to be fair, he didn't kill those two, it was his son Jason.

SAY HELLO TO…the crappy nether-years of my career.

And he eats black people! Oh wait…does he?

The one with Burt Reynolds? Who could forget that?

Wiz Khalifa: Man, fuck that shit, I'll be out spending all this money, While you're sitting round wondering, Why it wasn't you who came up from nothing, Made it from the bottom, Now when you see me I'm stunning, And all of my cars start with a push of a button.

Yeah, but in these modern times, racism is pretty cool. It's the new 'skateboarding'.

He is fucking stupid. And why is this guy settling for Twenty Million when he should be asking for Twenty Five, plus Thirty Five Per Cent Gross? That would sense. And a Solid Gold Moose.