There come time…ke-mo sah-bee..when man must make…Carribean Pirates 6.

No, you're right. He grew a new species of Indians there.

Back when I made my living as an escort, Johnny/Captain Spanky was one of my regulars. He was a very good tipper. And yes - he's not bad in the trouser department, and he did ask me to shit in his mouth.

John Milius is ill and near dead. Just like Arnold's career.

Yeah, I think you're right, he's got 2 of them - Terminator 5 & 6. Eastwood is a revered filmmaker. Arnold is a fucking joke.

That's what your father said.

This is still on? After his seemingly year-long breakdown/publicity stunt, didn't Charlie actually win his lawsuit and walk away with about 100mil? Although, that - the whole reason for his bullshit - wasn't as widely reported as when he was prancing about on rooftops wielding samauri swords and going on tour spouting…

There are no more jokes to be made about this guy. You didn't become president like you dreamed, Arnold, and you have served your purpose in the entertainment industry - now just fuckoff.

Is this the show with the guy with the big dick and the broad with the big tits?

I always wanted to see a movie where Zeus takes a shit in Eric Robert's mouth. My luck just might be in.

But did you hear the one about Henry Cavill blowing a load over Tom Cruise's face?

'Shit-sucking' - I always loved that; just an excuse to throw 'shit' in there. I don't think I've ever heard that phrase anywhere else.

I just re-watched this the other week, and it holds up really well. Great design, style and atmosphere, it's funny, scary and engaging, and never too full-on 80s, except for the saxophone guy.

Once you get over the novelty of seeing one in 3D - mine was Avatar, man was I unimpressed - then you can take it or leave it, it doesn't bother me, nor does it particularly enhcance a viewing. Sure, the technology has advanced - there is greater depth of field - but as the director above said, it's all about tha…

Just like I did your mom.

He's still in character. In England.

2D, 3D, whatever. I was too busy jerking off to Sam Worthington.

Yeah you're right, this will probably be shit, but I might just check out a trailer first though, to make sure you're not wrong.

I remember aul Seanie back in the day, when he'd drink bout a quart for breakfast, then beat the shit out Madonna/whoever. Cool guy. We'd hang out, get trashed, beat some broads. The kids these days…whatta bunch of pussies.

Go fuck yourself then.