So it's all about VH? Man, I wish I could take my shit out on the people I have to work with by making short movies.

You put way too much thought into that.

Exactly. It's nothing like your mom.

Yes, but - we're not going to Moe's, 'cos he's a big jerk and a shemale too.

Yeah, I was only kidding, just any recent pics his hair looks ridicuous. I like these old stars who age gracefully - which he certainly has, apart from the big brown mop on his head. It's okay to let the world know you're grey, Robert - you're near 80…it's okay.

@avclub-32a2e71c97df5281f1324db72c73a59a:disqus What - like the recent Snow White movies?

I can't really talk about it here. But you should drop into one of their many worldwide dianetics centers, sign up for a few classes, buy a few books, have a chat…just don't ever look them up on the internet.

Welcome to Miami…no really - Will Smith just bought it, using both his magnetism and his money. He hopes you enjoy your stay.

Isn't everyone? That stuff really works.

But he said it in America! He's a trailblazer.

My favourite arc was when Beaver-Girl teamed up with Jizz-Master, but left him for Spunk-Shower. That was a great run.

Fuck the Christian metaphors - does Redford's toupee survive to tell the tale to his brother - Donald Trump's toupee?

No I actually think he's a bad director; his composition and shot-choices are dull and boring, and his films come across as life-less as a result. Unbreakable was a great idea with a pretty interesting story-arc. Sixth Sense was, is, and always will be, a stupid movie for suckers. That's one decent story in a 20…

I never even watched her sex tape, let alone listen to her fucking music.

Delivery Man was always my favourite Avenger.

I don't think Shyamalan should be doing either of those things, really.

@Scrawler2:disqus and @avclub-3bca94e353e508c1a49bf984fc5c346d:disqus Because his whole argument is based upon dominance through penetration. If you have a dick in your mouth,  then your being penetrated - that is not the dominant state he's referring to; you're still being fucked, just in a different orifice.

Yes, they probably do assume that. But the 'total top gay men' you refer to still suck cock and put dicks in their mouths, and have men cum all over them etc. Which is not particularly masculine.

The rumour on this one is that Shia's unit is too huge to actually fit inside any woman, unless she's some sort of giant. Apparently it's bigger than his right leg, and he claims disability for it.

Am serious (for reals), it might not be true, but LaBeouf claimed he did.