Oh no! Is there is a Rollins suicide hotline? And will he ever act again?

'Clarissa Goes Black…Again'.

Keep the briefs, but I'll give you $2.00 for a handjob.

The cat is dead.

She gave your dad AIDS.

They're subtly waiting to surprise you with their coverage, in 2017.

Yo Yo Yo! The walking gonorrhea factory has left the building too dawg!

I still think you should buy it.

I don't watch Game of Thrones, so this is a cheap deal for me.

No, Tony Scott's directing that…oh no, wait…he's not. He jumped off a bridge.

I banged Diane Kruger back in '98. For reals. Nice girl, if a bit boring.

Not necessarily. I'm also rooting for Akiva Schaffer to die in a fire.

And so's yer mom!

Yes, but did her carpet match the curtains?

Andy Sandberg's done. These guys have peaked. 'Dick in a box' was genius, some other half-funny stuff, but it's over. Take your mascot T-Pain with you on the way out.

How is that worse? Thanks very much. Now I'm gonna have to go to Milwaukee and steal that for my front lawn.

And John Stagliano's obsessed with butts.

They did have quite the selection of pussy.

Could've been worse. All Chicago got was a god-damned Jenny McCarthy statue.

If there's one thing I've always wanted to see - it's Billy Crystal have sex.