OMG!!! Eric Snider is fucking awesome. I figured I was the only one here who had even heard of him. mbs, you should check him out at www.ericdsnider.com . Look for the D and F reviews. I think he has a gig at some other site or magazine, but all his reviews are there as far as I know.

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:puts on sunscreen:

OHHHH, that's who that is.

Eat a bag of green chile cheeseburgers, Carlos.

Another Reason Not to See This
Judging from a screenshot, the "Get on Tapas" sign is in Comics Sans.

My Answer
Elisabeth Shue, obviously.

Have they ever even done an article on classical music?

Oh, and "Music Has the Right to Children" is one of my all-time favorite albums.

I think you've made your point by now, Lovecraft.

Well done, THHG.

Cool, thanks for the responses, especially WAYLA Sugartits! Oh, and mizerock- guess why Tabasco tastes so good…

Well, I guess if it comes with Chilli, that would push it toward Taco Bell.

Sounds like some made-up dish they'd serve at Olive Garden. Or maybe Taco Bell.

More like Pete Yornot my cup of tea! ZING!

Back and Fourthsies
Do we find out it in the next verse if he tried Googling her without quotes?

Sparingly? I think it would be have to be spread out to homeopathic levels to be tolerable.

Luly's Cafeteria has seven kinds of ketchup and three kinds of catsup.

Low-Sodium Ketchup
I love the fuck out of ketchup, but it has tons* of sodium in it. I'm trying to cut back. Anyone know where to get some decent low-sodium ketchup? Heinz makes one but as far as I know they only make it with the salt substitute potassium chloride, which ironically** is itself verboten, since my blood…

Gelid
Guys, I just got done reading Blood Meridian, so I'd like to take a break from words I've never seen before IN MY LIFE. Besides, I think you used it wrong - my half-assed internet research shows the only definition as "very cold". (I'll leave the Princess Bride quote to someone else.)