Approximately how many times…
…I had to listen each of these albums before I could enjoy it as a whole, without skipping tracks:

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Personally, I'm a lot more likely to give a difficult album several tries than a difficult movie, for the simple fact that listening to an album is shorter and doesn't preclude mundane but necessary stuff like driving or doing laundry. I rarely get the urge to re-watch a movie I didn't really like the first time.

Disclude?

What the heck is embarrassing about a Winona Ryder crush?

Josiah, you forgot to put on your sunglasses! How are you supposed to lend that line the proper gravitas when the light is making you all squinty-eyed?

Awesome. You should also note that the whole sequence takes places faster than you can read the description.

CENSORSHIP!!! STOP TRAMPLING ON MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS!!!

As for me, I'm gonna play it safe and give Donnie Darko a 71. Or maybe an 83.

AAAAAAAALLVIIIIIINN!!!

Gateways to Geekery: David Caruso One-Liners

Duh.

How about this:
http://www.avclub.com

Too lazy to look around for an answer to this question, so…
…does this work??

Its!

Give me the Justice Department, Entertainment Division.

The way I feel about the Matrix sequels is the same way Russia feels about Kosovo.

He's a big fella and an imposing fella.

Cool, thanks for the answer, guys. Now I can sleep at night.

Wow, I just assumed from the name that Mudcrutch was some shitty nu-metal band.