Grade school must have been misery for her. Hilarious, hilarious misery.

No. I saw a screener of it. It is not better.

His son
Is *terrible* on the show. Jesus Christ.

Absoultely no joke, Smithfield Ham is the best ham you'll ever eat. Order a smithfield ham and eat it.

Maybe he can be saving Sting from the Four Horsemen in the statue: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Can we have a new rule where no one can use "Under Pressure" in a trailer for.. I don't know. 50 years?

I like this too, it's nice and sunny as the best stuff on Is This It, but… I can't shake the feeling that it's just a retreat.

Well.
I like it.

The answer to your first question is addressed in the next episode (I think), where they basically say that he spends his entire disability check at the bar every week.

Yeah, it was Sully House.

Oh, and he totallly does end every episode with some iteration of ONLY IN AMERICA. I watched them filming one scene and he couldn't quite get the right tone on "Welp, that was some history lesson, huh?" So he just had to do it… 20 times.

I saw an episode of this filming
Over the summer my girlfriend had a job at a historic house in Northern Virginia, and this show filmed during one of their Civil War re-enactments. Curious, I went over to see the fuss, and watched Mr. Cable Guy, dressed as a confederate soldier, interact with his fans and generally…

I liked the happy endings, it was a change of pace to see everything work out for Mark when we think it's going to end with him having a nervous breakdown.

That's not true at all, I had five or six film reviews published in my school paper and I once attended a critics screening for Saint John of Las Vegas. SCOOP ME UP, TINSEL TOWN. HOT COMMODITY HERE.

*threatens with board* CRACK

The snotty reaction to this is a little uncalled for. I think demanding a refund and sending someone upstage to demand them to DANCE, YOU ASSHOLES is too extreme. But portraying people who were bored by what was no doubt a pretty dry discussion on the art world with in depth analysis of a book they haven't gotten the…

You know, I'd like to think that I wasn't that bad. If Youtube were around I might have made a similar video, but I doubt one that's six goddamn minutes long. Still, I would probably want to kick the holy living shit out myself when I was 14. I had signed copies of things and built Gundam models, wore t-shirts that…

Like a lot of nerds, I had a balls out anime freak phase that lasted through most of high school. I straight lived and died on the stuff, going to cons, listening to J-Pop, buying overpriced DVDs with about 80 minutes of content from Suncoast. The works. Then I got older and I kind of grew out of it.

@Todd That's weird. We watched a few of Corman's Poe movies in my 9th grade english class. It RULED. For Pit and the Pendulum, my teacher edited out the nudity herself and she did a hysterically poor job of it.

I rather liked Arthur Gordon Pym, but it's really a flawed story with some dodgy race stuff at the end. But there are images in the book that I think were some of Poe's best: the bird eating out the head of a corpse making it seem alive from the distance, Pym's turn as a cannibal, the say-what ghostly white figure— I…