Of course the ham-fisted, white supposed "helper" such as K. Thrace is only willing to pipe up when everything is nice and tidy and convenient for their salt-of-the-earth tears, but none is too light-of-touch to touch upon the ills of their helpees, if you will, (e.g., of fuckin' black kids fucking up black kids on a…

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus No, I'd used the term "thug" to be particular.

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus …And all this time, you've purported that you weren't one-sided!!

Of course there is no gray— anybody arguing for self-defense is now deemed racist (but of course let's not argue with him about facts, pfft facts), and anybody else is a bastion of universal humanity. Yeah, so fuck you, you anti-racist-IST!!

"Boo hoo hoo, I have cried for a black thug STOP Now I'm a better person STOP A guy told me it was self-defense STOP I couldn't argue back STOP because my love for this black child distorted STOP the love for myself"

Oh nice, did you "call" that up from the "Stuff for the AV Club" MS Word file? You dick.

Can you make it a point to spout all your snide, reductive political haranguing all in one thread? Fuck are you tiring.

Man of (fuckin') Steel

FACT: People who distinguish best from favorite are overly self-conscious, milquetoast charlatan fucks.

Right, who the fuck is Mike Birbiglia?

Cool reference, brah

It has really devolved into some Perez Hilton crap on here. 'Oh let's see how many different, "clever" ways we can write "head up the ass" in this piece.'

…While at the AV club, the use of the term "ass-ouroboros" is being perceived as clever and just.

Arguable.

Shit, I guess Rex Reed didn't want to relinquish his position at The New Yorker for O'Neal there. Hey, cheek for cheek I guess.

OK nevermind, you took the "20 seconds" bit literally, thereby making me the "lying jackass". I get it now. Ohh the literal stump— it gets me every time I tell ya. My baaaad…

"trolling"??….Right, is that your go-to when you have an argument with your significant other concerning lies therein?

I guess your "funny" is my "bitter internet newsman's vitriolic bits & shits"— so I'll pass.

lies….where? what lies? Oh when he said he "happily deserted" said screening? You got me there, Woodward. You fuckin' internet idiot.

…just like this "news article"!!