also
Wayne Brady looks like he just had a box of sex dumped on him as well. He was out of breath.

Piven
does not approve.

awesome
That was an awesome "Go to commercial NOW!" moment. although the political bullshit is getting old by now.

double take
Is that Alec Baldwin or Al Franken?

Jorge is my HERO! I need my right click like I need air. I wouldn't know how to set amazingly random pictures as my desktop without it. Also this is NOT a snarky post. I am not CGI or some shit, I am real, fucking real. Also its like noonz.

great band
nothing more to be said.

I also went to the minnesota state fair (and I had fun too thanks to some cleverly hidden drugs and a flask around my ankle) and I tried the chocolate covered bacon from the famous dave's stand. I own a food company and am a chef and consider my tastes to be eclectic and open. I almost threw up in the famous daves it…

The redhead
Dear that girls boyfriend,
I hate your guts and want you to die. I do not know you but you do not deserve what you have. I hope your dick falls off in a cage match. That is all.

yr spelling is terrible.

cocaine and chocolate covered bacon NEVER constitute big plans. God I hate the state fair.

so close
I accidentally read Zach Galligan as zack galifianakis and almost had a happy heart attack. The I re-read it and lost my erection.

Watch this firebomb!
Rainn Wilson is a scientologist. Aaaaaaaaaannnnndddd discuss.

Shipmates ruled you asshole. Abso-fucking-lutely ruled. Also Wired Science is fantastic. I know its easy to heap shit on something but try and do it on the ones that deserve it mmmmmmmk?

give me a hug you cutie pie!

How am I trolling BayAreaDM? Because I stated an opinion and then responded to some of the comments? God forbid someone doesnt have anything positive to say about a hipster that hipster d-bags hold up as some sort of demi god. Maybe it was because I didn't include a firstie comment. BELATED FIRST BITCHES!

Tarentino blows. Pulp Fiction sucks hard. Grindhouse was ho hum but I felt like it was shoving the film making style down my throat. Also if I ever have to listen to him talk in an interview ever again I am going to punch him in the jajunem. Go back to the movie store that normal people avoid because they don't want…

loved him in dusk till dawn
only tarentino movie i have enjoyed.

So happy right now
I have a soft spot in my heart as this was the first "R" movie I was allowed to see. (I'm 25 now and was 14 at the time) I remember sitting downstairs and eating a little caesars pizza while watching with rapt attention as I didn't have to smuggle the movie in and freak out anytime I heard a noise…

asshole

Look on the bright side, he's the second coolest guy in a wheelchair behind Steven Hawking. The guy from murderball comes in third until he can spin a diner stool faster than superman.