Look on the bright side, he's the second coolest guy in a wheelchair behind Steven Hawking. The guy from murderball comes in third until he can spin a diner stool faster than superman.

For the love of AVCLUB please elaborate on what happens when you drink that much vinegar. I want to know if its a trick I can/should play on friends or whether its best to leave this one alone. Also, I love being self employed. The only pee test I have to take is making sure i don't miss and hit the floor.

I'm going to say it sounds like the title to the new B-52's album. Now try to get some sleep out there.

i love nic cage
BEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omigodomigodomigodomigodomigodomigodomigod. DRAGON WARS was the most hilarious shit I have ever seen. The humor is completely unintentional of course but I will need to drink before reading that write up. There are so many dreams within dreams within flashbacks inside of hallucinations. its impossible to follow

excellent first, it took brains to come up with that. beautiful sweet tasting brains. come here………

my speakers are clogged and it smells like hardees in here
what an audio shit storm that was.