Top Chef reference.

Your wording is so off that I am assuming you are either drunk or getting a hootie hoo as you type.

Fox still rules
I will never forget when he was on Fox's celebrity stunts show where he jumped out of a moving car that went off a "cliff". He was super stoked when he first jumped out but they didnt realize that he was going to swing straight back into the face of the "cliff". He then pretended to be knocked out for…

Please?
Can someone please take my place at my families Christmas? It's in Duluth and the pay is shitty.

MCD!!!!!!!!
Triumph of lethargy is made up of awesome guys who used to be in awesome bands. Murder City Devils forever. OR at least as long as this tattoo lasts.

the best
i am not a fan but this movie sill rules. I cant stand getting ideas rammed down my throat but this one is awesome. also twenty thirdsies!

off topic but if I remember correctly its on the commentary track of the movie where the directors had to pay the rival gangs at cabrini green for protection when they shot the movie. Division street is the craziest street ever. Amazing food, cabrini green, and the bar where Chris Farley spent his last night drinking…

Cabrini Green
Did you know if you say candyman three times in the mirror Carla shows up and eats your soul?

ugliest cheerleaders
honestly that was hilarious. That made my day. The only thing it was missing was a ridiculous pop culture reference like quantum leap.

You owe me a beer av club
"It turned solid in my mouth" "That's what she said." It is time to retire guys, that is the best this organization will ever get. Shut it down, shut it down.

A jerk
I went as a jerk. I had a black t-shirt with jerk written on it in puffy glitter paint with an arrow that could pivot up or down……get it. Yeah I am a genius. I also topped it off with the tightest jeans possible and a cucumber wrapped in tinfoil in my pants ala Spinal Tap. Best costume ever.

I do still have my Biz Markie foam finger they handed out to this day though. I want to be buried wearing that thing. Also I meant "Then De La Soul…" not The De La Soul.

At The Drive In
Say what you will about how well the music has aged but those fuckers can put on a good live show. I saw them at first avenue in Minneapolis with the opening bands being The Murder City Devils who ae still the best band in the world, and Cursive. Thats a fucking killer line up.

No shit WLSer. How do relative comments get deleted sometimes while bullshit like yours gets to remain. Ae you being more or less snarky than the rest of us? Either way I am going to steal your Dr. Pepper and replace it with a warm flat Mr. Pibb bitch.

Incest hmmmm? I see where you are going with this.

oddly enough…..
Fluffy Stuff, Snow balls, Cotton Candy, and Strawberry were my nicknames in high school.

Why did you have to drop out and start making drain cleaner so soon?

Third
most boring episode this season/cycle.

I cannot believe he didn't get a razzie for that movie with al pacino where he is a sports betting advice line guy. Fucking hilarious movie. It was a total Tom Cruise role.

I would bet a paycheck that Jeff Tweedy is ZoMoFo. I saw him eating a bag of death rain on division and western. The empty bottle still serves him even though he is only 17.