It seems so strange to me that not even British people were watching this show much.

Band: We want a video. Director: OK, jump in this pool and run around and lip synch a little and boom we're done. If I don't shoot enough footage to fill 3 minutes I can just loop a bunch of the footage of dudes running around wet.

It's a good deal! A good deal for me!

Our movies already lack gratuitous sex. Now we can't even have gratuitous violence?

Our movies already lack gratuitous sex. Now we can't even have gratuitous violence?

I'm in on Spoon Parade. Or Handsome Spoon, or Spoon Furs, or whichever you prefer.

I'm in on Spoon Parade. Or Handsome Spoon, or Spoon Furs, or whichever you prefer.

Like others, I'm just surprised this was still being printed. To me it's the equivalent of saying that new episodes of the Captain N cartoon have been produced every year since 1989, and it's only just now being cancelled.

Like others, I'm just surprised this was still being printed. To me it's the equivalent of saying that new episodes of the Captain N cartoon have been produced every year since 1989, and it's only just now being cancelled.

Not sure how I missed that.

Not sure how I missed that.

Everyone knows Abraham Lincoln died after being shot at the Ford Theater. What this book presupposes is, maybe he didn't?

Everyone knows Abraham Lincoln died after being shot at the Ford Theater. What this book presupposes is, maybe he didn't?

But Bachelor Ben was first a contestant on The Bachelorette before being picked as the Bachelor. So he's apparently an egotistical, shallow, insecure, striving shell of a turd.

Yep, it was the one where they forgot to put the ladder down before jumping out of the damn boat. I fear being called a SPOILER if I reveal too much, so let's just say things could have gone better.

This is a bit off-topic, but I want to talk about Open Water 2 now, which was way different from Open Water in odd ways. The premise of the Open Water 2 is boring, stupid, and horrifying all at once. Which made for an unexpectedly fun movie night.

I'd never seen him in a movie before Monster's Ball and thought he was great and would blow up in Hollywood. Boy was I ever wrong as shit.

Is this more impressive or less impressive than eating a train piece by piece after derailing it with your penis? (It was for charity!)

Hmm…
I was going to post something here about how I liked this episode more when it was called "The Lawnmower Man", but then I noticed Noel's Flowers for Algernon reference, and realized that I could have made the same joke about that awesome, awesome movie.

Speaking of things that start out sort of funny, then go from excruciating back to funny, the repetition of the phrases "Catalina wine mixer" and "copters" is what ultimately sold me on Step Brothers.