Wha?
Why is the AV Club talking about Big Popular Releases instead of, say, Wolf Parade? Or did that come out in June?

He said what was said: That he would. He didn't say whether he already had done so. That's up to the viewer to decide.

Then it's confirmed: People who would click on a review of "The Kilborn File" generally prefer Kilby to Stewart.

Gauntlet-throwing time
Here goes: Craig Kilborn's version of the Daily Show was far funnier than Jon Stewart's.

I also really like Beneath the Planet of the Apes because of how completely ridiculous it is. But if they start series with the rise of apes, then the eventual destruction of Earth by a potent cocktail of nuclear paranoia and religious fanaticism is a long way off in that storyline.

Fine…
I love you, Dr. Zaius!

I want a documentary on John Starks going 2-18 in Game 7.

Seems like this would be a simpler and yet more powerful heuristic: If the footage is from the last 37 years, the Knicks didn't win the title that year. But then you don't get to make fun of Patrick Ewing.

HE'S LYING!
HE'S NOT TELLING THE TRUTH!

Awesome!
So this movie is a lot like Spaceballs? I'm there.

Oops!

Really?
No one's going to start a Golden Child quote thread on this one? Fine, I'll start.