Hmmm….rich entitled a-hole stealing from the rich studios and just giving away his loot to the teeming masses?!?! This sounds like a job for Johnny Utah!

So I'm assuming this movie is about Luke and Terry finding out that the Old West has electrolytes, which plants crave.

Uh, more like…"There's my Johnny, mastering the transportation and operation of that technology…Without him, they'd never have a psychadelic show, and I just couldn't live with that…."

Of course you do, fancy pants…..

Not to fear. I worked at Disney Voice casting a while back. They had multiple voice talent cast for each part, and you honestly couldn't tell a whit of difference between the 1st stringer and the 3rd stringer on the major parts. Take the "Kung Fu Panda" cartoon. My kids refused to believe me when I told them Jack…

Got nothing to wear? That guy on the other end of the barrel will be more than happy to give you the shirt off his back.

"Marge Be Not Proud" is probably the only Simpsons episode that makes me tear up every time I watch it. It was the only FXX episode this week that achieved "Do Not Delete" status on my DVR.

I'll do you one better and say it was the weakest episode ever (though Flashback Holt made me laugh out loud). The "lesson" Peralta supposedly needed to learn was borderline moronic. The Amy quitting smoking sub-plot was incredibly weak. First episode I just didn't like from start to finish.

Undonning of gay apparel commencing in 3…2…1….

You mean "two".

The irony is that Casper Kelly (TMC's mastermind) actually wrote porn parodies before joining Adult Swim.

That's what I love about these wormhole chicks, man. I get older, and they stay the same age.

I hate this song and also, "Katmandu", which is basically the exact same shitty song.

So I went to see if I could stream this on Netflix. I could not…instead Netflix recommended a plethora of similar movies I might enjoy…"The Grudge", "Let the Next One In", "American Psycho", "Oldboy"….and, for some reason…."Louie"….

In related news, DC announced that they may make some sort of movie involving one of their other heroes after Batman Vs. Superman gets released. Then again, they may not.

Saw this screened at UCLA, with Altman there. When people ask my favorite movie, this is the one I name. Don't know why. It is a real shaggy dog. Incidentally, Altman was feeling fairly smug. He'd had a string of flops, and Hollywood was down on him, but he had a new film in the can that he was excited about. It…

Don't be patting yourself on the back, Internet. This was far from a great job.

Good to see that Shonen Knife has found work.

I know by now it is beating a dead horse, but honestly, f%$^ the Nickelodeon marketing/scheduling teams for what they did with the show this season. These were 13 amazing episodes, and if they were too incompetent to get people interested, then they shouldn't have jobs, plain and simple.

Would agree - Unbreakable is the best of the M. Night oeuvre.