That's your answer to everything.

*single tear rolls down patriotic cheek*

(charming giggle from normally super-serious front man)

He would be, yes. To be honest, there aren't enough cages made from the exhumed bones of murdered girls in our neighborhood, and we are hoping he could rectify that.

It has black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

You are the Ayatollah of Rock'n'Rolla?

You should see all this.

My wife and I are legitimately considering Zevon.

With a title like that, I'm hoping for Zzzax!

I was!

Yeah, that was odd. The three of them seemed to have some serious blindspots.

Is your name Mika Diamond?
Naw, man. It's Clarence.

In a bad time, they are the worst.

Yeah, I really like the idea of the character, but the only time it worked was in that mini.

Apparently, I need to see this.

Newman gives his top ten Criterion Collection titles in the CC newletter this month, if you are a fan.

Part 2 is pretty good, but it is a blatant rip off of Bay of Blood.

PJ Soles is never not great.

That isn't its true form. It probably has no true form, but if it does, it definitely doesn't have bits of huskie jutting out.

How many turkeys are need to fill the screen, Turkey Volume Guessing Man?