THOUSANDS of years ago…

Green Mile is higher than Shawshank!?!

I've been there I know the way.

Could not agree more. I think no one would make me geek out more if I met him, though Kurt Russell might come close.

Will you talk about Judy?

Your mom.

I'll be Bowie as Warhol in Basquiat.

I want Lord Fogg and Lady Peasoup! Mostly due to my deep and abiding lust for Glynnis Johns.

Her face really sells the complete abandonment of hope. Just utter despair.

Persistant Repetition of Phrases sounds like it could be the official AV Club soundtrack.
Dental plan!

No. Literally the only Jewish character is a rabbi visited by the police to learn about the plagues of Egypt, and he is treated very respectfully. He is played by a Welshman, though.

He's named after both CSA General Braxton Bragg and R & B chanteuse Toni Braxton! How is that racist?

I will feed the animal.

They are really phoning it in today. Just tons of stupid mistakes all over the site.

That last shot is as vivid in my memory as if it were on the screen right now. Great episode.

What about when Ben Stiller turns into a demon in Low-Budget Tales of Cliched Horror?

Yeah, she had a remarkable career, and the last medium I associate her with is TV.

So many of those Thrillers are really good, and "Pigeons" is one of the best.

Best pre-stardom Julianne Moore horror work is Cast a Deadly Spell with Fred Ward, Clancy Brown, and David Warner. Everyone is awesome in that, and it a shame against God and man that it isn't available on DVD.

When Jaws die, nobody cry.
When my Kong die, everybody cry.