Excuse me, but I have documented evidence that Angelina Jolie showed symptoms of this affliction long before either Naomi Watts or Kate Beckinsale.

That's true. I'm just trying to say that she can, in fact, "act her way out of a wet paper bag," but if you wanted something to point to as the reason she's rough around the edges, it would probably be that.

I personally think Katie McGrath deserves more credit than you're giving her. For someone who kind of lucked into the industry and never received any formal training, she's a much better actress than anyone had a right to expect her to be.

I was thinking of '86 myself, which sounds like the one Wheatley was talking about. There was a TV movie made about it a couple years later, "In The Line of Duty: The F.B.I. Murders," that starred David Soul and Michael Gross as the robbers. Although the depiction of the gunfight apparently takes some dramatic…

I first read this as "I got to touch him once and something just fell off."

"Butters, are you still tryin' to make a semen sample? ….well, keep tryin'!"

"If we can get the kid to play ball…who's to say what happened? Maybe Dudley Smith…died a hero."

"I'm gonna put a hole in your brain and fuck the brain hole!"

"Peach…I could eat a peach for hours…"

Jane, you ignorant slut!

All right, Plan B…let's just kill each other.

POPCORN!!

This is not just "one guy's opinion." This is Iggy, the man who made trashing films like "London Has Fallen" and "Contract to Kill" into Rabinesque works of poetic genius.

Exactly. This review has almost completely stamped out my excitement. I'm sad now.

The first time I watched this was because I'd been told, years before, that I couldn't. Of course, by then I was too old to be titillated by the 80s idea of how people make sex. Once you get past that, it's really just a stalker movie, with rather stinky sexual politics that are pretty much ignored.

"Because we do first class production. No Mickey Mouse stuff!"

SAY MY NAME, DENNY! SAY MY NAME! SAY MY NAME, DENNY!

I heard that too!

The Room cost $6 million to make, and considering how much of that was probably spent on Tommy fucking around, I can't imagine it costing THAT much more to make this, with people who actually know what the hell they're doing.

If the foreign market can rescue the Warcraft movie, they can rescue damn near anything.