In our equivalent of highschool I was once asked by a classmate if he could make me a U2 mixtape. I then realized whilst thinking about that concept that I had no real opinion on U2 either positive or negative, they were just around and huge and I had no inclanation to actively seek out their records. I declined.

I'll see your "Revolution No. 9" and raise you a "Mambo No. 5"!

Good god I hope you meant *rimshot*.

No he's not fired. He's like super fired, which is a whole other level of fired our HR dept. doesn't even have forms for.

And if it attacks you just punch it on the nose. It will back off.

Pfff… you only have one tentacle.

I'm going to have to do math now!?!

Sexy Dame Judy Dench has a nice ring to it.

You know, for a fella named "Hooded Justice", you are kindoff a big girls blouse.

Yeah, but how do you settle on Latoya, when Janet (the moderately talented one) is right there!

Your parents named you Latoya? How the hell does that happen?

I really appreciate people who get tattoo's. Instead of spending 5 minutes talking to them to find out they are morons, they actually labelled themselves as much.

"A basket of muffins"? Is that what the kids call it these days?

To drink his own urine?

If the gorging and puking persists, you can always open a Roman style vomatorium in your neighbourhood.

This is exactly how Hitler came to power.

You dolt!

Don't get all technical on me, ok?

Oh good god, you are cookie monster!

"Me"? You making him sound like a way bigger dumbass than he is.