I still follow @happywrites on twitter. I am doing my part America!

Ow I fucking noticed.

It's not encouraging that a moron gets other morons to google shit.

I already drive a Volkswagen Beetle Bug from my job at Bing, thanks.

Also maybe best ever improv opening line?

I wanna say…. Wally Gigglings?

This reminds me to strongarm RepostedAvenged7XFan into signing a DNR..

Me and a team of mathematicians are working around the clock to calculate the level of nerdfuckery in this post..

I for one enjoyed it, but I also very much enjoyed it when Pete Holmes, TJ Miller and Jeff Garlin were on Doug Loves Movies at the same time.

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I even tweeted that to Russell Crowe a few years back!

Now if Fargo has tought me anything about politeness… this Polite fight series about Fargo will end with a 12 minute episode of either John or Gus putting their partner through a woodchipper.

Always being legless does not a War hero make my friend…

Dear @JohnTeti:disqus can you upvote this post so I can show it to my mom?

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When this show was in it's prime, it was very funny. It simply outstayed it's welcome.

Word of advice Teti my son, never ever sit next to another man with such pretty hair.

Proud of the kid that put cardboard tits on his costume and then rubbed a nipple at the end. Future AVClubber written all over him.

And that patient was…. dyslexic.