In the milkshakes defense, that girl was a witch.

Bing!

For some reason I thought the name tag said "Jim". Perhaps "Joe" is still too exotic for me and I am really really racist..?

Tilda Swinton really made it worth the watch, but I needed to hit myself over the head with a rubber hammer every 10 minutes to accept the premise of the movie.

Snowpiercer an A-?!? What cut of that movie did I see?

Hold on… there were other bands besides Nirvana that put out records in the 90's?

Nope… CLITT

You got me rocking like a dinosaur!

Also: elevators.

Nope.

A penis demon would really explain what I have been doing with it for the past 25 years.

I copy-pasted this into my Windows 95 Lie detector app.

Holland beat Spain 5 - 1 and alcohol beat my liver 23 - 0.

WE WOULDN'T HAVE STUPID READERS IF PEOPLE WOULD JUST STOP WRITING STUFF!!!!

I think it absolutely needed to be a domestic success, because selling a comedy about the modern American military to overseas markets might be too challenging at this point in time.

As men go, he is kinda super.

Not a spambot, just a really shitty conlanger.

I think I'm busy next week.

Going to a Conlanging Con is possibly the nerdiest thing you could do.

Our World Cup sports events actually include the world. For some reason Americans can't grasp that concept. Maybe the Chinese will teach you the meaning in the future.