With that attitude, you will fit right in here at the AVclub!

Thanks babe.

Faaaaaaaaaathhhhheeeerrrrrrr!

Rock me like a hurricane..?

Where the hell are you buying your wine?!

"The article isn't about the books at all, but about the tv show, which was not written by GRRM." If you had included the word "episode" after "tv show", I wouldn't have had the chance to be a silly Billy.

… David, did we read a different article?

Dabadidaba don't…

And it blew up in his face?

Dude looks like a lady in red.

Turns out the song writer was color blind, all the shit he was describing was actually green.

How dare he!

A man so nice-ish, they named him twice-ish.

A pox on your house for changing your avatar!

Women falling off of horses will never not be delightful.

They go together like clowns and the Holocaust?

Sounds like a Belgian to me.

Napoleon's height was actually pretty average at 1.70m. Now take that Duke of Wellington, he was a real short arse.

"fursonas"?

or first location.