"Joffrey, I am your funcle"

Pigeons are basically the rats of the sky.

Fuck the King! I am keeping my Beanie Babies!

Hey Joffrey, your cook looks just like a vagina smoke monster!

Her high cheekbones?

Why wait till after the wedding you PAID HALF for?

I wouldn't marry ANYONE or attend ANY wedding in Westeros at this point…

It's gonna be Hodor and you know it!

Maybe a bit of a balancing act? Although i really liked True Detective, I thought female characters were given the short straw there.

You're not my Grandpa!

What's a bootstrap Grandpa?

I really enjoyed the first series, but one aspect really started to bother me. Just about every male character is unsympathetic.

Automobiles ran on petrol!

There are actually three distinct types of wine:

A hard or a soft no?

It's more of a life motto or mantra for you isn't it?

This one is going in the Snubs and/or Flubs category.

SEIZE HIM!

You make that joke everytime!

There wouldn't be an expression "location, location, location!" if it wasn't super important.