Thats a lovely pair of Mads Mikkelsens you have there sir.

Was really hoping you'd bring wax… the hair is making it hard for me to.. uhm…

If you don't vote, you can't complain. And since complaining is kinda your thing…

Then my evening plans have changed.

Now that you've pointed it out…

I see moobs.

When did Joel turn into a 36 year old powerlifter?

Don't bother me with the fucking spam you get AVclub.

There's always one in the crowd isn't there…

TICKLE FIGHT!

Call of Duty Brosef was a nice addition too.

I was gobsmacked yesterday when I found out Yvonne Strahovski is an Aussie.

Sorry, my aim has been off since the bee-bee gun incident.

This needs to happen, Adam Pally gueststarring as Pete "Bro" Bronkowski.

Good one. Another example would be that Newsradio episode where Lisa (Maura Tierney) goes undercover at Lucky Burger.

Cat Aids is real dude.

Stop overcompensating Doublejeans, we can all see those jeans are cut-offs.

"In the all-new “Operation: Broken Feather” episode of BROOKLYN NINE-NINE
(airing approx. 11:00-11:30 PM ET/8:00-8:30 PM PT), Jake (Andy Samberg,
who won this year’s Golden Globe Award for Best Performance by an Actor
in a Television Series – Comedy or Musical) and Amy (Melissa Fumero)
investigate a string of hotel…

He was in the interogation room when they "arrested" Peralta, which turned out to be a ruse, so Boyle could break into Holt's safe.

You are disagreeing with someone who is basically saying the same thing you are saying.