I think I can help you.

What's a reddit?

You get my first earnest Cool Story Bro of 2014.

I guess you had to be there.

Zombie Kurt Cobain!

Who is this Hitler fellow everyone keeps comparing other commentors to?

Yeah Cecily really has that "I can't believe it's not buttaface" going, hasn't she.

I believe he is a rappist.

The thing that made it a little frustrating is that it would sometimes have excellent crisp audio and then go back to shitty audio.

Haha, did they include that clip of Nick getting into the Liz make-up and hair, just so Jenny's Grandma can finally accept that it's a man playing her?

And that man used to be a boy named Sue.

Please, call him Garry or mister Marshall.

I do, and why would you even question that you movie slut.

A little too close to this line from 30 Rock for my taste.

Pretty sure it's called Buttspergers… because funnier.

No it's Hitchcockian, but I see what you were trying to do.

I really don't see the attraction…. two useless nipples, a bunch of hair, some pecs, apply some oil… rub it in… keep rubbing…

Christ is mostly shirtless, you really got yourself a thing going haven't you?

That's a dumb place to put a filing cabinet.

Walk it off you big baby.