I'm seeing a connection here… Tom Petty sang "born a Rebel", and he hangs out with Stevie Nicks, who sings on "The Chain"…

None More Black!

Only mistake they made
was sending Clay home for being the most irritaining of the irritainers.

From cougars to carnage to carrion!

Except that there's no evidence anyone has ever had sex with her.
She (I believe) has had all of her kids by IV fertilization, and delivered them via c-section. So her vagina may be an unexplored passageway.

New business model for the porn industry:
1.) Think about boobies.
2.) Masturbate every night.
3.) Pay your credit card bill every month. They'll take what they need.

Don't worry, it has happened to all of us at one time or another

If no one kills my buzz every Friday..
What will discourage me from becoming vaguely satisfied with the state of pop culture?
And don't say the E! Network, because I'm only looking for vague dissatisfaction, not convulsive nausea.

Born in '73, were ya, Jasper?

And Adam Sandler's only line in the movie would be
"Peu-peuuuuuu?"

Apparently he has pics of QJ kickin' it with a panda man in a red nightclub.

Good to know
He's the first comedian EVER to realize the rich "comedic potential" of marriage. Who would have ever known that such a topic might in fact provide "comedic" amusement?

Sorry, I wasn't looking for your guy, I was looking for trouble

Yeah…! "Funniest sitcom" is, like, "Most Musical Symphony" or something! Or "Most Architecturey Building"! Or.. wait…. um…

I'm not kind to the familiars I think I see

Bad things happen
when cliches become "cliches for cliches' sake"

Over on that other Seinfeld article
I already gave my "do not resuscitate" orders in case of coma brought on by the death of laughter. Just so you all know.

Don't worry son, my first time was cowardly and unsure too

No.
Please.

I was so excited after I saw this headline,
I made a cup of coffee, checked out Yahoo news, took a little break, watched some shit on Discovery Network, came back, checked my email, read the story, and posted this message.